php

Web programming language to make websites dynamic.

<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>

by John Doe March 28, 2004

php

a viscous gaseous secretion marked by it's distinctive sound.

Angelina: I just got a brazilian. Do you want to go down on me after the movie?

Bob: No doubt!

Angelina: ***php***...oops, I think I shit myself. (blushes)

Bob: (calculating)'bout how much, give or take a spoonful?

by Quotidian March 17, 2008

PHP

okay lets get this straight

it means ‘porn hub premium’

guy: ‘im getting PHP!’
gf: ‘wait what-‘

by im not straight November 1, 2020

view-video.php

The web page to cum to

Pornhub uses view-video.php when you click a porn video

by Ihatefortnite901 March 3, 2021

PHP

Post High Poop - it's the huge poop you take the following day of being high and having the munchies.

"man, I was so high yesterday. I had some serious php going on."

by Gregoreo Maximo July 7, 2023

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

LESSEN YOUR FAMILY'S SHAME WITH SOME FUCKING

MUSHROOM MERLOT BURGER

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THAT.

I DON'T FUCKING EAT MEAT.

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php

by Gn Leumassy March 15, 2022

PHP

"Put Her with the Pigs" - (pah-ha-pah)

Usually said when someone says something irritating, accompanied with an eye roll.
Mainly occurs when the subject is annoying on a regular basis and it is a group consensus that the subject is idiotic.

"ergh <insert name> php, she is sooo annoying

by Daisiemai May 16, 2011