Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)

The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.

This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).

by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard in front of her

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025

'ard

someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.

Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!

by KDK <3<3 May 30, 2018

Ho-ard

A male hoe that is currently hard

The ho-ard was having a very good time.

by Eyidid March 7, 2022

Ard

It is slang for turd

Liz? A better nickname is Ard. Cause ur shit

by Grandscallop March 29, 2024

Ard

A word owned by Jamel.

Can only be used by him. ( Ard )

by HimmothyNeuhimron April 4, 2023

Ard

To beat your meat and ejaculate on the nearest person as a show dominance.

He had an ard to show off to her.

by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025