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Cough-lock 

When taking a massive hit of weed goes bad u think ‘O-Shit’ followed by a coughing, gasping, and choking that Takes over and can lead to mucas flowing from the face, puking, sweating, changing skin color,
due to lack of oxygen, and has been known to last several minutes...... one would call. CAUGHLOCK!!!!
I hit the bong too hard and got cough-lock!
I got cough-lock from hitting the blunt one time.
Cough-lock by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018
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Cough Syrup 

If a man is getting deepthroated and he does not let the headgiver know when he is about to cum and, thereby spontaneously combusts a load of semen into the back of her throat so that she gags and sometimes asphyxiates herself, he is said to have "given her the cough syrup" or "a taste of her own medicine"
John was an agog tennis player. After he lost a painful match to a handicapped black guy he went home to his normally fawning wife. She was upset that he hadn't won his match so she wasn't willing to chug his cum conduit. Suddenly he forced her head down and made sure it went all the way down her throat, then he gave her the cough syrup, she was taken in an ambulance to the ER, and she died the next day due to internal bleeding.
Cough Syrup by Eric Kazinsky November 23, 2005

cough in your rompers 

the act of accidentally passing a stool instead of passing wind.
To shit one's pants where 'cough' is a euphemism for shit and 'rompers' is another term for pants (derived from romper suit ). Usage: what is that awful smell, did you cough in your rompers?

Cough Drops 

addictive psycodelic drug
he would get stoned by taking many cough drops
Cough Drops by TheNuke January 29, 2003

cough-cursing 

when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.
cough-cursing:

harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
cough-cursing by hacker! June 8, 2009

cough linctus 

Man: i got a bad cough

Doctor: have some cough linctus

Man: thanks
cough linctus by Icchrelived October 5, 2018

Cough drop time

The most wonderful time of the year. The time for which cough drops are handed out and consumed rapidly.
Kid 1:It's cough drop time.
Kid 2:It's cough drop time.
Kid 3:I NEED SOME DAMN NICOTINE
Cough drop time by Mommyhole October 20, 2018