Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021
Get the Noidmug. Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.
by pseudoepherdine consumer November 21, 2024
Get the Kenneth Lamar Noidmug. 1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."
3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.
4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.
5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"
"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."
"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."
"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021
Get the noidedmug. Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
by bantaalex January 22, 2022
Get the Noidedmug. Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.
The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.
by Monkey's Dad June 7, 2021
Get the Noidmug. 
To get extremely fucked up and be intoxicated with cannabinoids; including THC, CBD, Delta 8, HHC and others.
by Swiftlets February 5, 2022
Get the noidedmug.