The inability to react to persons of authority when directed to action. Often exhibited by teenagers, slackers and those retired-on-the-job workers.
This guy at work got right up in my grill and barked at me to complete my weekly reports. He said he was my boss and threatened to fire me if I didn't get it done. Who does he think he is? Who was that guy? Was that my boss? What's a boss? Crap, I wonder if I might have authority recognition disorder (ARD).
by Malgren von Chesterburg October 23, 2010
Get the Authority Recognition Disorder (ARD)mug. Ard is a adjective that describe things that are similar to a Aardvark. It can be used as a insult, saying someone is as ugly as a Aardvark. It can be used to describe a situation, meaning that's about as interesting as a Aardvark. It can be used to address a minority, as in, about as many people know about Aardvarks as you.
by ard_ard November 24, 2018
Get the Ardmug. by madpersonfrombaltimore August 3, 2022
Get the ardmug. He had an ard in front of her
by Jeremy Clawanks March 19, 2025
Get the Ardmug. 
She is the most beautiful human I’ve ever been aware of. I meant that as in her empathy’s depth or well. She’s closest to right as you morally could imagine much less ever come close to nearing her capacity. She is the most overlooked unappreciated human I’ve ever been around. She is the most important person to me on this entire earth. She has always had someone in her ear trying to tear us away from each other. I understand. Courtney I love you from the bottom of my heart forever and always.
by GarretJones February 18, 2021
Get the Courtney Danielle Ardmug.