by HuntertheHoep June 22, 2023

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
by Rivada June 1, 2025

The best color ever!! When giving someone it will make them very happy! Its also the color of the best sheep ever, Friend!
by wilboo July 14, 2021

Blue is the impostor, vote him
by SENIR MAN GUYY October 1, 2020

Getting arrested. When the men in blue put you in cuffs. What's black and blue and red all over? You me, and the cops, too. It is often used as a threat. Often specifically racist, or geared towards protestors, or people who know too much.
by woop.derrinis May 3, 2024

by channelle32 October 26, 2018

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop
alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls
alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn
alex: no fucking way
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls
alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn
alex: no fucking way
by lolimagine September 27, 2022
