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monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.
by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?
by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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Twelve Monkeys

Now that we are clear

Come back let’s not waste anymore time.

I will not ask you about anything, I will not mention it.

Just come back I forgive you. You don’t have to be ashamed.

Twelve Monkeys was us.
I grew up with you. I don’t want to lose you. Do you want to lose for something I didn’t do? Twelve Monkeys.
by 12 Monkeys April 4, 2022
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The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex
They did the monkey and it smelled
by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
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