Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021

twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 7, 2015

brillo dicking

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.

It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.

by lameracist April 8, 2017

Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Dick Avalanche

When an attractive girl recently becomes single and guys she's not interested in, hit on her several times a day

"I've only been single for a week and guys won't stop texting me! It's been a real dick avalanche!"

by alex1596 July 26, 2014

Burrito dick

A slur defining a trans masc genitals

Jessica transitioned and got a burrito dick lmao

by yuumit August 7, 2023

Dick Brush

A large mustache that cleans a dick when a blow job is given by a mustachiod man.

"Hey man, nice dick brush"
"Wow, his mustache is so big that it's a perfect dick brush."

by Hoody802 May 10, 2015