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Artificial Queef 

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
Artificial Queef by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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Mouth queef 

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
Mouth queef by Xanthern November 19, 2018

Kaukauna Queef 

The first laps of the mini truck race at Wisconsin international raceway in kaukauna Wisconsin.
What's that noise? It sounds like a million bees about to fuck somebody up. No that's just Bobby at W.I.R. doing the kaukauna queef.
Kaukauna Queef by Big Earl two April 21, 2019

Dumpster queef 

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.
Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!

space queef 

Used as a derogatory term for any form of lesbian or gay (also anyone with dyed hair of any kind)
“Hey Andy, look at that space queef BuzzLightyear
space queef by AssholeSpice May 6, 2019

Communist Queef 

A queef while a girl is on her period.
« She did a fat communist queef »
Communist Queef by KnightPug July 17, 2019

Cornedbeef Queef 

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.
Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.