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Something that girls like the most unless they are lesbian! If it’s too big girls enjoy the most and if it’s small then that boy can never get a girl!
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Get the penis mug.An octagon penis is a supspecies of male genitelia that like the name suggests is octagon shaped. This is a leap in evolution that ensures the male will find a proper mate as it will only fit into a octagon vaginal shape.
Dude i totally thought i would get with that but then i saw her triangle vagina and had to accept that my octagon penis was not meant to hit that.
by DudeWithAttitudes December 22, 2016
Get the octagon penis mug.A pejorative that is used instead of “dick”.
Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
Although being a “dick” is an insult, it has connotations of dominance, virility, and eroticism. For example: “big dick energy”. But a penis is often flaccid and small. A penis will hurt when you kick it. A penis is what you’ll find on a baby boy. It is the opposite of erotic.
by correlation_lee July 13, 2024
Get the penis mug.1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.
2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"
Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"
The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."
Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."
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Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"
The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."
Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."
Fin
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