oreo head ass 

When a girl or guy, with very white skin, has a black blunt bob haircut. The hair resembles the Oreo cookie and their face is the white icing inside.

“Damn bro look at that fine chick over there” “which one the thiccy?” “Nah bro that Oreo head ass”

oreo head ass by Anhel343 June 24, 2019

guy nugget head 

description of the cranium of guy roberts - a rice krispie, popcorn, werthers original NUGGET head. he also loves anal and when you give him a rusty trombone he will give you a tenner.

"hey there goes guy roberts, what a guy nugget head, i bet he loves rusty trombone, probably offer him a tenner"

guy nugget head by Johno69 August 12, 2006

einstein dummy head

a stupid person. a retard. an idiot.

The class is so easy, even an einstein dummy head can pass it.

einstein dummy head by Matt aka Sergio November 27, 2006

fuckin greb head 

the word grebs use to insult chavs or townies cuz they hate nothing more than to be called a greb

chav: grebs suck dick
greb: shut up ya fuckin greb head
chav:u wanna fight?
greb:yh bring it
chav(walking away):yh walk away ya pussy

fuckin greb head by u fuckin greb hed October 25, 2007

gelled diamond head

the even in which a male jizzes on the face of a female and smears his cum over her eyebrows, causing her eyebrows to be gelled.

dude, I love giving my grandma gelled diamond head!

gelled diamond head by cody jangles June 15, 2010

15th april: give Matisse head day 

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

15th april: give Matisse head day by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

I needed that like a hole in my head 

What you say when something bad or really inconvenient happens that makes your life more difficult at that moment in time. Usually in response to a specific event.

The speeding ticket I got? I needed that like a hole in my head.

I needed that like a hole in my head by Hopelessly out of style January 8, 2017