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someone you simply dont like

John: Did u see that new kid in school?

Peter: Yeah, he looks like a pretty fat afghan

by majorSalzig February 14, 2019

Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

fat mousing

Dragging a file folder into an adjacent folder thus making appear deleted.

I could not find the projects folder because Bob fat moused it into the folder above it. All day he is fat mousing.

by Kay Starry October 11, 2013

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A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

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by scythe021 May 26, 2024

Fat

fat after coronavirus is over

1.Me

2.My cat

3.My mom
4.My dad
Not fat after coronavirus

1.My fucking stepbrother

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by Chiseled Shower Stocker November 3, 2020

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by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Fat Pig

The penis of a man who doesn't want to make it known he his talking about his penis.

"Leave my fat pig alone!"

by Mysterious Frying Pan June 18, 2018