Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Bob the cat

A fat cat with half a moustache.
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Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!
by Comedic Orange July 28, 2021
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Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"
Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.
by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 31, 2022
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Cat banjo

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo
by Solarfish January 04, 2017
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Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals
I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo
by Solarfish January 04, 2017
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