The compton school

A school where most boys are pedos

Person 1: You go to the compton school?

Person 2: Yeah man

person 1: thats so peak ☠️☠️

person 2: yeah tbh the teachers wanna make me kms *cough* mr patel *cough*

by Compton skl is mid November 5, 2022

National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!

“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”

by amy robson November 23, 2022

Cum compliment

Jizzing on your partner

After we had sex, my partner said “Dude, you jizzed all over me!” I replied “You know what they say: ejaculation is the sincerest form of flattery. I paid you a cum compliment”

by Xaime November 28, 2022

Shoe Compliment

When somebody gives you the exact same compliment. Seemingly pointless, as in telling somebody you like one shoe and then another.

"I like your shirt" "Thanks, I like yours," "Shoe Compliment!"

by loveyourselfsomuch November 28, 2022

National Compare Nudes Day

December 6th is National Compare Nudes Day. Compare explicit pictures of your body with a partner of the same sex.

On National Compare Nudes Day, Fred and I compared sizes and he’s packing!

by exwicka December 6, 2022

Innovative Computer Services

The absolute perfect example of a company that knows what they are doing all the time and never disappoints. They are your go to company if you need any type of computer problem, or if its just that stupid light that keeps flickering, they can fix it. Also doubles as a home improvement service. (Mainly for the elderly)

Innovative Computer Services? They are the best. Simple.

by techexpert December 10, 2022

Glock Compartment

The hidden compartment in a car.

Put the shit in the Glock compartment.

by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022