Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.

Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"

by BrownKandy August 22, 2011

Cleveland Browns

The worst football team in the National Football League. Every year.

Person 1: the Cleveland Browns lost again.
Person 2: am I supposed to be surprised or something...

by Beowulf49 March 5, 2020

Harsh Brown

An insult made up by a potential orphan with no purpose in life.

“Shut up!”
“Harsh Brown!”

by ZRXVC June 21, 2023

Browns creak demolition

When a women with diarra hangs upside down and the diarea runs down her back forming a "brown creak." The man then puts a firecracker in his tip and lights it. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and waits for the firecracker to explode.

They decided to preform the Browns creak demolition after their date.

by Dixe Normas May 12, 2025

charlie browned

shitting yourself

@camelul oh no, I just charlie browned in my pants -

by binarypower July 24, 2024

Down in the brown

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

by Mo Budak August 13, 2016

Falling Brown

A reference to the material of defecation while in flight due to gravity’s pull(i.e a turd or turds descending through the air). Often this is into toilets, occasionally it’s onto the ground or other surfaces. Very rarely this refers to projectile defecation on its return stage.

Generally used in reference to the action of making the brown fall(i.e. taking a dump)

I was looking at funny cat memes and texting my friends while falling brown.

by Ye Olde Slammer October 8, 2025