Ur mom

A very good comeback for ANYTHING, and when I say anything I mean ANYTHING

Olivia: fatass pig

Maya: ur mom.

by Weird urban Dictionary user December 8, 2019

ur mom

ur moms very hot. very very very hot. can i get her number?

̈hey, can i see ur mom?"

or "ur mom "

by dontasklol23 February 28, 2022

Mom

The most hard-working, dedicated, and smart person I know. She is always quick on her feet and ready for action. She works hard for her family and always thinks of her family's needs, before her own needs.

She is thoughtful and plans amazing vacations and days for her family filled with fun activities. She is funny and makes witty, and smart jokes that make the whole family light up and laugh.

She always supports her family and helps her children make smart decisions. She has amazing mom powers. And I just want her to know, I don't know where I would be without my mom.

I love my mom!

by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022

Mom

A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once

SWEET HOME ALABAMA MOM
NOOOO
CUM ME

MOAN

by Xylophones February 7, 2023

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw

by PENAT BUTTAAH October 20, 2021

your mom

1. an outdated comeback phrase if you dont have anything else for a comeback.
2. your mother.
3. a phrase used by middle schoolers trying to be cool

1. bill: hey joe why do you have a pink phone case.
joe: your mom has a pink phone case.
2. your mom.
3. bill: hey who is this new girl in class, do you know her?
joe: your mom knows her.

by quackiplier October 3, 2016

mom

when someone doesn't spank you

SON: MOM SPANK ME
MOM: I AIN'T SPANKING YOU SONNY BOI

by hdkhjehjkhjhbfkeuj March 19, 2019