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Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death
by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023
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Cunt

Another term for the vagina and is offensive in most parts of the world.

in contrast, Australians don't always take offense to this term or can take less offence to it. That is because it is a versatile word which can be both an insult or a compliment, as well as both at the same time. Also be used as endearment, praise or to indicate a close relationship, or to add emphasis. A creative and useful tool to have in one's vocabulary.
Funny cunt; ugly cunt; biggest cunt; best cunt; this cunt; that cunt; which cunt; worst cunt; rich cunt; happy cunt; sad cunt; fucked cunt; fried cunt; lost cunt; king cunt; major cunt; cuntstable; fat cunt; white cunt; dumb cunt; smart cunt; smartass cunt; old cunt; broke cunt; dead cunt; mean cunt; weird cunt; skitz cunt; aggro cunt; loud cunt; fucking cunt; motherfucking cunt; lying cunt; snitch cunt; dog cunt; rat cunt; horny cunt; silly cunt; another cunt; top cunt; etc...
by UseHerFKNName July 14, 2025
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Cunted

The act of being fucked up, fucked over or just in a fucked situation.

1sted used by Chris Thomson of Sawtell, NSW, Australia
"Dude, he just got cunted by that!!"
"This bill has me cunted"
by Sir Yogi Wan December 15, 2019
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Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.
Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.
by summertime36 November 20, 2022
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cauliflower cunt

An infection around the genitals that looks like little trees on a cauliflower .
Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees
by Brat wife December 21, 2023
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dodgy cunt

by Erik jefferson August 28, 2016
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Cunt

A narcissistic person (usually a woman) who is a conniving, manipulative liar who fucks over everyone she knows. The type of person who’s method of birth control is abortion. If they do have kids, they dump them with their baby’s daddy and don’t speak to them for years. The type of person who runs over her husband and paralyzes him for life and claims “it was an accident “ The type of person who lives 5 minutes away from her elderly parents and doesn’t speak to them but once every 7 years. The type of person who fucks her sister’s husband off and on for over 20 years. I could write a book.
Amy’s a fucking cunt, I can’t believe one person is capable of all that shit!
by Mstrikki November 13, 2021
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