Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

Double trouble

When a male puts on a strap on and double penetrates there female partner.

Oh! Yes! Double Trouble me!!!

by Double penetration May 4, 2020

Double dingus

When someone is being even more annoying than a dingus, which makes them a double dingus

Oh my gosh, your such a double dingus

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double dog double decor dingus

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.

“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.

“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Texas double tug

When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow

You see Ally over there?
Yeah
She was my cow when we did the Texas double tug.
Epic

by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020