middle child syndrom

The disease in which the middle child of the siblings in a family feels left out, displaced, feels as if they can't do anything right, and begs for attention

Ross lynch may have had middle child syndrome before becoming the lead of a band and the star of disneys "Austin and Ally"

by Montanalove October 25, 2015

Audrey Shiremen Syndrome

Audrey Shiremen syndrome is the syndrome of being attached to somebody that will always neglect you and never want you. typically the Audrey Shiremen syndrome vocalizes itself through desperate pleas for affection which seem to never be reciprocated.

“I heard that girl won’t stop texting Pryor about how she misses him.”
“Did Pryor ever say anything like that to her?”
“Nope.”
“She definitely has Audrey Shiremen Syndrome.”

by Pryor D July 29, 2019

Magic Mike Syndrome

Also called MMS. When an unattractive girl gets with a very attractive guy (around Magic Mike level) and thinks because of that shes worth that.

She looks like the missing link and thinks shes too good for me? That bitch has Magic Mike Syndrome

by insanegod March 4, 2019

Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.

Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015

YouTubehausen syndrome by proxy

When someone uses a fake YouTube account to make a stupid comment, then use their real YouTube account to reply to the stupid comment with a clever one, to get thumbs up on the clever comment.

(With account 1) : this comment has been flagged as spam
omg the Who copied 1d's best song evar, baba o riley is gay

(With account 2) : Get the fuck out of here.
36 thumbs up

(someone else): lol, YouTubehausen syndrome by proxy

by SMLJRON September 22, 2013

Dirty dick syndrome

A man that has sex with numerous women and not caring about passing along infections or diseases to other women he has sex with.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now i got the {dirty dick syndrome}.

by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

teenage girl syndrome

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.

Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....

by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015