H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.

My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021

cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022

Cat who ate the canary

Self satisfied, pleased with one’s self.

My son looked like a cat who ate the canary when we found him with a plate of cookies.

by anonymous February 24, 2022

Black Cat

Black Cat usually belonging to someone who encounters it and usually receives information on a certain situation that could be of manipulation to a person that is innocent black cat usually has dangerous sides seeing only his enemies and leading his Child out of the dark . Once you have made games on a child of this Spirit you will usually be gamed for life meaning the person who which the game was played on gets to make the endings for each and everyone of them that sucked a devils dick meaning you lose cause you aint sweet like honey and you definently dont get money and cat man can fight he usually terrorises his victims before he strings all of your sins on to your next generation and all your family so be careful of who you might play games on cause the cats in the tree are watching you and if you have ugly eyes they might just poke them out cause they urrrrrrrrggggggglllllllyyyyyyyy like your sister and your gay buddies murrrrderrr inc niggah bitch , Have some pufffet you sickkkkaaaaaaaaaaa

Definitely devoted to the one and only tiny pussy lips Black cat will be have dog by foot and hung like the rest of the shitnitskis

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Cat

A cute, fluffy ball of love.

I love my cat.

by Mr. *OOF* March 10, 2020