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Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.
Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!
by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025
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Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.
Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.
by J Muny December 14, 2008
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nut

the white shi that shoot out ya dick when you beat yo meat like a lame ah yn
oh SHIT, im boutta nut
by zaybae22 November 21, 2021
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Dough nut

When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj
"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"
by JustTha February 26, 2020
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Nude nut

John has no hair he’s a Fuccin nude nut!!!
by Porpodorpo June 3, 2024
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No Nut November

A yearly challenge where a man must not ejaculate A.K.A bust a nut or have a sexual intercourse with another partner for the whole month of November.
Guy 1: Yo dude, did you survive No Nut November
Guy 2: Yeah, actually, I had superpowers, I can elevate and although November started only 2 weeks ago.
by GoGamerlol November 2, 2019
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Two Nuts Don’t Make A Bolt

A witty expression based on hardware: two nuts alone can’t fasten anything without a bolt. Used metaphorically to suggest that just having more of the same doesn’t complete the job — sometimes what’s needed is a complementary part, not another identical one.

Literal meaning: In mechanics, two nuts can’t do the job of a bolt; a bolt holds things together, while nuts secure it in place. Without the bolt, the nuts are useless.

Figurative meaning: Two people with the same flaws, mindsets, or roles often can’t make things work. Balance and contrast matter.
Word Play:

“Nuts” = metal fasteners
“Nuts” = slang for mentally unstable or wild
“My two bosses complain and point out all the issues on the job but don’t lift a wrench to fix it. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”

“All talk, no torque. Two nuts don’t make a bolt.”
by IFunny iSpy June 20, 2025
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