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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
mugGet the Tallahassee nut jobmug.

nut train

A nut train is when you and your bro's all line up and ejaculate on girls face without having sex with her
Male 1:bro I just ran a nut train on my girlfriend last night with the boys
Male 2: I know bro i was there
by sara fresher June 22, 2019
mugGet the nut trainmug.

irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.
Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.
by Snubbish December 9, 2017
mugGet the irish nutmug.

Nutted on

when you get killed by a no skin on fortnite and you have no shields,
dieing from fall damage.
Ah man, i got "Nutted on"
by MiniCrock80 June 2, 2018
mugGet the Nutted onmug.

Deez nuts

Deez nuts can only be used from people that have big nuts
Can I have yo deez nuts
by anonymous June 20, 2022
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

chewy nuts

Chewy Nuts , when going down on a nigger and his nuts become gummy excess water and raised lumpy spots
by NutterButter06 January 18, 2021
mugGet the chewy nutsmug.

Freddy’s nuts

They are big hard metal balls
Freddy’s nuts are big
by Mr..ice February 23, 2022
mugGet the Freddy’s nutsmug.

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