baby-batter brownies

A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.

Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"

Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.

by The Breakup Doctor January 11, 2013

Maybe baby gravy

Any jizz like substance that is hanging off something

Is that gel or maybe baby gravy on your face slut?

by sunny as fuck February 10, 2017

baby sitting a beer

The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.

Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

by RhinoTube December 22, 2017

uwu rat baby

you know those kids in your class.

they have the worm on the strings and bring rat stuffed animals to class.

everyone makes fun of them. and i understand why, they are fucking weird
ok so like have you every been to a cosplay con, and you see those bnha cosplayer T-posing in a circle and singing, “it’s your power todoroki”? that’s what a uwu rat baby is, an obnoxious loud weird kid who has no respect to others

Quirky kid: uwu i’m such an uwu rat baby
ew

by Beetastic🐝 April 21, 2020

three baby robins

When you line up three women and blow some shot into their mouths.

Sticks has 3 bitiches lined up and dumped a little froth in each of their mouths. Makin a three baby robins. Alllllllrightttttt

by mt1mp July 7, 2011

It's do do baby

It's cool or no problem. It ain't shit.

Naw, don't worry about it, it's do do baby

by Comanche Jackson May 26, 2010

Alpha Gay Baby

Easton

Hey did you see that alpha gay baby

Oh yeah that's just Easton

by EastonIsAGayBaby October 9, 2019