Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

by Yaotai August 26, 2009

battle ass

1. Battle ass is the resulting condition after eating college food (can also be any number of fast food restaurants, taco bell and krystal are the worst). Battle ass is similar to the shits, but not nearly as watery, it's more formed and usually goes away after one trip to the throne.

Damn b I ate those wraps in the chow hall for lunch and the ensueing battle ass is horid!

by Eric-GS3- May 17, 2005

ass casket

The toilet paper used to keep one's butt from touching the toilet seat. The shape formed resembles an old-fashioned 5-sided casket.

Alan sits on a paper ass casket every time he uses a public stall.

by J. Leroy Jenkins February 26, 2008

ass rapage

when you go up to a nice ghetto booty...and use the "ass rapage technique" to bone the shit out of her with your penial erection.

there you go ass rapage is how you pound the ass of a female peer

"hey carla! bring that big ass ghetto booty over here so i can rape it"

"omg last night was awesome....carla got some ass rapage, thats for sure!"

by Slutty McAssfuck December 18, 2007

Ass Chest

A Girl With Boobs That Look Like An Ass

"Yeah Shes Pretty Fine But Shes Has A Ass Chest"

by David "BoB' Sanchez (Baby) February 15, 2009

Hauling Ass

1. To run faster then you usually do.

Me and Tyre was hauling ass when we saw 5-0 the other day! That shit was cray!

by She Crute or Nah July 1, 2014

Kiss ass

A true kiss ass is not somebody who's been nice to somebody else. A true kiss ads is somebody who's friendly with authority figures so that the authority figures will take care of them when times get rough.

True kiss ass- Officer, he threatened me. Go arrest him, he's being mean to me!
Police or other authority figure- I don't want to hear what the guy did any more. Take control yourself and quit running to me about everything.

Not a kiss ass-
Guy- Have a nice day.
Other guy- You're a kiss ass sir.
Guy- No, I've said something to you about your day, no more, no less. Fuck you and your day.

by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019