by Vince I March 31, 2019

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!
my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

The best :D
by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

by Cacity July 14, 2019

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
