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Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
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your brand new obsession

do you know what my new obsession is? jake bateman is my and your brand new obsession
by i'mgonnaboopu November 15, 2018
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New Detroit

Another nickname coined for Chicago, Illinois given how it’s gotten on the verge of becoming like Detroit.
I’m thinking about moving to Texas because this city is turning into New Detroit.
by Zero2infinity April 21, 2023
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New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.
“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth
by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021
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Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
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New England Accent

The accent of Eastern Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Parts of Eastern Connecticut, New Hampshire, and Maine. It's part of the New England culture. You'll see it on some TV Shows like Family Guy. The accent is declining amongst younger speakers, but older speakers will have a thick New England accent.
Examples of the New England Accent:

Jordan's Furniture - Jahdins Fahnityah

New Hampshire - New Hampshuh

New York - New Yahk

Red Sox - Red Sawx

Water Fountain - Bubbler
Speed Bump - Speed Hump

Very Cold - Wicked Cold
Turn Signal - Blinker

Roundabout - Rotary

February - Febuary

March - Mahch

Summer - Summuh

Your - Yuh
Here - Hy

Asshole - Ess'ole

Worcester - Wuhstuh
Cape Cod - The Cape
Martha's Vineyard - The Vinyuhd

Police - Coppuh
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 10, 2021
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The Fox News Review show

A nickname Tim Pool gave to Brian Stelter's show, reliable sources.
Reliable sources is basically the just The Fox News Review Show
by Eushshtb April 15, 2021
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