Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.

It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.

by Mick E P August 11, 2021

Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.

Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.

by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025

Part-time baddie

Classy on the weekdays,
Freaky on the weekends

Damn she is definitely a part-time baddie

by selmermarkvi February 5, 2025

waste of time

Playing Bless online

(the shittiest of shits, the most boring and crappy game in history of gaming industry, the TOTAL CASH GRAB)

Whe you keep playing a dead game that will very soon close all servers and you will lose all yours characters.
"OH WHAT A WASTE OF TIME playing this unfinished crap korean game"

by anonymous July 12, 2018

shlime time

The act of blowing the contents of your nose into the vaginal area while in the process of “mucking clam”.

Sarah asked, “when are we having shlime time?” I said, “I’m getting sick and the snot is flowing, let me blow my snot in your pu**y.”

by anonymous March 20, 2024

time-ify

To add time to any sentence.

'Hey, Bob time-ify 'Hello, I am Jeff'.'
'Ok! 'Hello, I am Jeff (9:40pm)''

by Timeify January 16, 2021

first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's child / Great-great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- Parent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / First-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021