Hairy Pussy Disorder

A disorder of people who think that pussies should be shaven, these people are idiots whose only experience of sex is lame pornography, made by people who think that women can only appeal to men if they look like a cross between a blow up doll and a transvestite. Rappers for example cannot cope with what a mature woman should actually look like naked.

Sir Angus Carlyle: By gad what is that silly juvenile in the hat doing?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Why he is vomiting profusely.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Why so?
Lady Maude Carlyle: Methinks he has been offered sex from a real woman and this silly fuckwit saw a bush and has Hairy Pussy Disorder.
Sir Angus Carlyle: Stupid Cunt

by Mrs Apollo Moon Lander April 29, 2011

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National eat pussy day

Every year on this day females will get eaten out but there's a catch the female has to choose a male whom they choose to feed.

"Hey i just ate out a female today, because it's national eat pussy day"

by Officialnotional day announcer April 12, 2017

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possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

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Wrecked that pussy

To give a girl such a good, long, hard fuck that her pussy is generally unusable for the next couple days and it resembles a demolished ford f-150

Kevin: How'd your date go?
Matt: Pretty fucking sweet. I wrecked that pussy so bad she couldn't pee out of it afterwards. She had to wait for the piss to travel out of her ass. I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you.
Kevin: Daaaamn

by marshall1984 August 18, 2009

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