Monkey Chuck 

Shit, poop, anus butter, ass cheese, fecal matter, sometimes flung though the air.

"That place was full of monkey chuck!"

Monkey Chuck by Motherfucker November 17, 2004

Monkey 

My friend got called 'Scriptmonkey' by the ICT technicians because of all the scripting he does. This name is actually a hacker term although my friend doesn't do that sort of stuff, the ICT technicians just accuse us of stuff we DON'T do. (Monkey = one hacker, Monkies = group of hackers)

oMG £ooK @ 7H4t 1337 M0nK3y!!

Monkey by JigsWithoutWoodstock February 10, 2005

Paper Monkey 

The Polished Perplexing Peregrinous Potty Pixelmonkey

Queen Smilie Creator

My Favourite Stalkee

I am the Monkey, I can go anywhere!

Paper Monkey by colin miles February 17, 2004

monkeyexpress 

Annoying teeny bopper.

stfu monkeyexpress..
stop spamming the mic monkeyexpress

monkeyexpress by Hi April 2, 2003

monkey desk 

A really messed up interior design.. referencing the very scary "monkey desk" that Ty designed and Frank allowed on Trading Spaces.

I like your house and all, but that orange chair reminds me of a monkey desk.

monkey desk by Neffy August 19, 2003

Monkey Puzzle Tree 

While some people think this is a real name for a tree, the experts based in Texas, who are currently studying this type of "tree" in England, know better. In fact Monkey Puzzle Trees are simply a name that come off the top of someones head when trying to appear a know it all in front of a large group of people.

-What tree is that over there?

-oh well its a Monkey Puzzle Tree, you know like the game, thats what it is named after of course.

Monkey Puzzle Tree by carrollexchangetreelover June 28, 2009

Monkey Dunking

The act of:
Step 1: Secretly spitting down a sexual partners butt crack.
Step 2: Insert penis or substitute without permission.
Step 3: Hold on.
Step 4: Psychological Factor: Reference having sex with the partner's friend or sibling.

I am going to have to do some monkey dunking since tonight's the night and my girl needs to be taught a lesson.

Monkey Dunking by Northface October 20, 2009