DOS

in the GOOD OL' DAYS of computing, a game known as DOOM came out. and in the earliest versions, a screen that says "DOOM Operating System v1.1", and that's nothing more than a screen. It's initials are the same as it's Operating System (MS-DOS) witch stands for Disk Operating System.

Guy 1: Hey, do you remember seeing something that said DOOM Operating System v1.1?
Guy 2: You mean, you saw something that said DOS?
Guy 1: No, boot-up an early version of Doom, and you'll se it.
Guy 2: Oh, alright. Ill do that later.

by de nerd crusader July 14, 2020

Do Not Confuse James Earl Jones With Reginal Veljohnson

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Do Not Confuse James Earl Jones With Reginal Veljohnson

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

do somthing!

A phrase for someone who does nothing when action is neccesary.

person A:John,your PC is on fire.don't freeze like that and do somthing!
person B:＊petrified＊

by headphone-user October 25, 2017

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2013

Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020