Ocean Township, New Jersey

A township in Monmouth County, New Jersey that is home to spoiled white kids, an old abandoned water tower, and the person who wrote this shitty excuse of an article. Great for grocery shopping, but don’t expect anything else at Wegmans. Notable for being part of your drive to either the Monmouth Mall or Asbury Park. Another thing is that they like to get rid of things and don’t put anything in that spot. Like the forest, or that mansion next to the Jewish school. Also, OCEAN TOWNSHIP is landlocked.

“God damn Ocean Township, New Jersey traffic, I wanna go to Asbury Park but I’m gonna be stuck behind a Benny who drives like a kindergartner for 3 minutes!”

by AGuyWhoDoesNothingWithHisLife August 18, 2022

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

New Word

A word that someone adds to Urban Dictionary

Andy had no ideas to add to Urban Dictionary so he added New Word instead

by WhatsHisFace12346 April 18, 2018

The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids

"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)

by oderus orungus December 14, 2008

NEW WORD

When you want to create a completely new word to add to the Urban Dictionary but have absolutely no idea on what word you should add, so you resort to looking at the top of the website page and see that it says "NEW WORD". Your mind is then overflown with the most wonderful idea you have ever had and end up making the definition way longer than it needs to be just simply because the word is so boring and there is absolutely nothing in the existence of the universe that you could type about "NEW WORD" to make it in some way seem... special.

You: What word should I add to the Urban Dictionary?

Friend: New word.

You: No duh.

Friend: No literally, NEW WORD

You: Oh, good idea

by $¯\_(ツ)_/¯$ July 21, 2024

Orange is the new Black

A show that only lesbians and straight men with a lesbian fetish watch.

Example 1-

Lesbian Woman: Hey you should watch Orange is the New Black
Straight Woman: No isn’t that show for lesbians

Example 2-

Man: Hey dude do you watch Orange is the New Black
Man #2: Hell yeah those lesbians looking too hot.

by yanipoo1004 December 8, 2020

New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023