magna cum laude 

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch

She made me magna cum laude!

magna cum laude by Super Heavyweight January 11, 2003

Dark Cum 

When you shit out your dick hole. Dark Cum only comes out of your dick when you are jacking off and feel like you have to shit. When you feel like you are cumming, you look down and see mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of your dick. This mysterious chocolate liquid is really Dark Cum. Dark Cum usually occurs after eating lots of Chinese food.

Grant got super horny and started jacking off to a naked chick making chocolate sauce. After jacking it for about three minutes, he thinks he is about to cum. He looks down and sees a mysterious chocolate liquid coming out of his dick and screams,"Shit! Dark Cum is going all over my leather pants!"

Dark Cum by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 25, 2008

santa cum 

When a girl is giving a guy head and the guy pulls out his dick two seconds before he finishes, and he cums all over her chin. He also calls her a "Hoe Hoe Hoe"

Dude I was fucking my girlfriend and i told her to give me head, and i totally pulled a santa cum on her face!

santa cum by AyssaKayyoTM January 14, 2008

african cum dodger 

a african person who avoids cum shots

ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger

african cum dodger by coltray October 25, 2009

Post Cum Hatred 

An inexplicable revulsion towards your sexual partner occuring immediately following orgasm. Even the sight of the person next to you is enough to bring you out in a cold sweat, and any physical contact is positively nauseating. It is in no way linked to the perceived attractiveness of said partner, and is commmon in loving relationships. Usually lasts between 5 minutes and an hour.

I had a really bad case of post cum hatred last night, and had to make my boyfriend go home.

Post Cum Hatred by B Ronson July 27, 2008

Red Cum Dragon

The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.

That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.

Red Cum Dragon by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003

american cum bather

n. someone who comes to america to rape its resources then trashes it because they think that the country that they came from is better.

That dude came to this country illegally just to go on welfare, he is such an american cum bather.

american cum bather by student01 October 8, 2009