Shoelace shit

Fecies in length so astronomically long that its approx. 36 inches long, that near of a shoelace.

Zak: I just had a shoelace shit today.
Rolf: you suck
Nate: ya you do . fuck

by Rolf M Nate G June 3, 2005

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talkin' shit

to say something that may get you killed, ass kicked, or yo ass blowd off.

"check dem foo's, dey git up be fucked. Naw sayin'?"

"Dat bich be talkin' shit 'e git killd!"

by Fish__ January 4, 2007

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Shit the Bed

Make a HUGE mistake that can cost you a game or anything of value.

Pete "The Cheat" Carroll really "Shit the Bed" on that last call. It was so bad it cost him the Super Bowl.

by Don Zee February 3, 2015

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shit bean

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

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basic shit

shit every one should know principles

Yo nigga i dont know how to count no yo thats basic shit i am sorry i was yovis this entire week fuck that this is basic shit

by jalkass November 5, 2013

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When you own a sicc ass whip or ballin object of some sort(i.e. grillz or some kinda iced out chain), Its when u show dat shit off and niggaz is like "DAAAAAAMN!!! Dat shit is flyyy!!!" and they got a look on they face like they got shitted on or sumthin. lol.

"Im shittin on these boyz cuz i kno i can. Got game wrapped in da palm of my hand"- Mike Jones ft. Slim Thug and Killa Kyleon "Shit On Boyz"

by Tri99A November 2, 2007

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