red fireworks

to buy the cheapest shotgun possible and load a singular shell into it before putting the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger

georg washington: wanna see something funy

gun store worker: sure

georg washington: *commits red fireworks*

by sillycat13 December 25, 2023

Red Flag

something that you can’t see, even when you aren’t even visually impaired; someone or something that is morally fucking wrong and dumb naive people are careless enough to follow them around.

“Kareem is so fucking hot”

“Can’t you see his red flag?”

“What do you mean??”

“He murdered 10 children with his car; how do you like that maniac”

by nqmer December 26, 2023

Red Angel

A woman's final menstrual cycle before menopause. Then the red angel goes back to heaven.

The red angel came out on my last period and now I'm menopausal.

by Tantrindica December 29, 2023

Red lighted

To have used an illuminator signal to force drivers to stop. The word is used as a verb

Nooo! I just got red lighted. Now I have to stop or receive a ticket to the siren music concert.

by cstrong December 30, 2023

Red Hot Chili Fingers

When a couple fills a bathtub with a gratuitous amount of chili and then sits in it together, the dominant partner pleasing the submissive partner with their hands.

Patrick: Hey sweetheart, I’m at Wendy’s right now, do you want me to get you anything from the drive-thru?
Shannon: Yeah, get as much chili as they’ll offer. I want some Red Hot Chili Fingers from you tonight
Patrick: Oh fuck yeah.

by Pat Rhan January 1, 2024

seeing red

To be consumed by anger, rage, and fury, where red is the only color you can see until the person or thing is obliterated.

Also causes you to be unaware of your surroundings, and do things you wouldn't do if you weren't seeing red. Such as when Arcann killed his brother.

Arcann was seeing red when he tried to kill his father

by thexistence345 January 2, 2024

1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga

this is a variation of the doctor sues book red fish blue fish

this 1 nigga 2 nigga red nigga blue nigga wont get the fucj out the way

by kkkthatstheklkluxklan January 3, 2024