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Outeniqua High School 

The greatest high school on the face of the earth. Full of awesome people. The ultimate social play field. Place to find best friends.
OMG! That girl goes to Outeniqua High School ! So cool !
Outeniqua High School by Waddie October 21, 2012

williamston high school 

The white trash pit of Mid- Michigan schools; that only accepts white, straight, conservative men.
Any black kid that survives Williamston High School deserves to be promoted to the U.S. military.

Dakota High School 

A school in Dakota, IL that is full of kids with no future. They strive to go to Highland Community College if any college at all. Kids who are raised to someday takeover the family farm and where people are faker than Barbie. This school is known for “cousin fuckery” and toxic ass relationships that last forever because there is simply no one else to date. Dakota kids tend to stay in the small town of Dakota.
“These roads are covered in 1343 inches of ice and school at Dakota High School still isn’t closed!”

Springboro High School

Overall, the worst social environment ever to exist. You will receive the college prep education you are seeking; however, unless you are a narcissistic sociopathic entitled jock who doesn't care about anything except football, hardcore drugs, cars, money, and dominating over everyone else, you will most likely end up hating your classmates and your overall experience. The high-class rich kids are most likely the teachers kids, which entails the rest of the teachers to pick them as a favorite. Furthermore, they are picked as the favorites regardless because they manipulate literally everyone, which only reinforces their egos. Also, the majority of the girls you will find are pregnant by their freshman year because they fucked the members of the football or JROTC drill team. Unless you are popular, nobody really cares about you. At school events like homecoming and prom, people fuck like they're at a rave and the principals watch. If you're a girl and you see a principal or staff member staring at you during lunch, he's probably staring at your ass. To reiterate, if you are someone who thinks you're everything but literally amounts to nothing, then springboro high school is the right school for you.
Guy 1: Dude, I just heard some chick is 15, pregnant, and doesn't know who the father is.
Guy 2: I bet she's from Springboro High School

Guy 1: Fuck, that was some awesome cocaine bro!
Guy 2: Thanks, man! The captain of the Springboro High School football team sold it to me.

Robbinsville High School 

A school in Robbinsville that sucks as much as the word it self. The school sucks much more then the town it self. I hate it! it fucking sucks!
Mommy! Yes hun! What's wrong? Today is my last straw with the shitiest school of the entire country!
I can't take it much longer! Please help me! Hun, I need you to calm down. Listen, I won't send you to this school anymore. You said it enough for me to move you to a much better school where you will actually learn useful information.

Thanks mom! You the best! I love you!
I love you to dear we needed to get you away from that hellhole. I knew you hated Robbinsville High School for a while now.

Kamiak High School 

School full of rich white crackheads who spend all their parents money on cocaine so they can inject it into their cock to have “heavenly sex” but their cock usually shrivels up and falls off. They are scared of Mariner heads because they know they’ll catch a fade. The females of Kamiak have all had trains ran through them.
“You know that Kamiak high school?”
“Yea bro, that’s where all the cock-less guys are”