A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Get the cream cheese mug.When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.
Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"
Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
by Cum glaze megga cum glaze March 20, 2024
Get the Neck Cheese mug.The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
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Get the gripping cheese mug.The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.
The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.
Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.
This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.
The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.
There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:
*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite
Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.
It truly is "la dolce vita."
The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.
Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.
This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.
The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.
There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:
*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite
Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.
It truly is "la dolce vita."
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
Get the Feast of Seven Cheeses mug.when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025
Get the foreskin cheese mug.That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.
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