blue bandaid

never being good enough and always doubting yourself no matter what you do

“i’m feeling like a blue bandaid today”

by pinterestprincess0 September 11, 2020

Blue Strip

After a while when you don’t wipe your butt enough, it becomes a blue strip.

Dad, why does Jamie have that blue strip on her butt? I don’t know son maybe she forgot to wipe.

by Holly looo yah June 4, 2025

Nug Blues

That empty feeling you get when you're eating nuggets and realise you only have one left.

"I might go and buy another 6... I'm suffering from Nug Blues"

by Dwarvakiin April 18, 2017

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

blue hosted

when a hosting company claims to offer the best web hosting but has days of down time.

You have been blue hosted when you are told how awesome and amazing their web hosting is only to have your website turned off for days. Similar to blue balls in the sense that you get all turned on only to get shut down.

by blueballercaller April 18, 2014

Sip Blue

Indulge/listen/tune in on listening to music through a Bluetooth speaker or headset

From the song Lavender by Gold Revere:

"I wanna paint our walls with lavender
Sip blue flip thru my calendar
I wanna live a lie can you make it up for me?"

Example 2: "Yo I wanna Sip Blue to that new top hit song man, connect to my JBL speaker"

by 5ry February 4, 2025