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penis

Penis is a body part your ass is on the back and your penis is on the front. The penis is a long strip of skin where cum and pee can come out of. The penis has two ball shaped things under the strip of skin called testicles. these are two balls under a layer of skin. This is a penis it is an awesome body part that refreshes you when you need to go wee weee.
Penis An external male reproductive organ. It contains a tube called the urethra, which carries semen and urine to the outside of the body
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Penis

The sausage between someones legs. Usually uncooked.
"Oh my, i appear to have a penis sausage"
by ProffFartuart December 3, 2019
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Penis hitchhiker

Also know as a PH A women who goes guy after guy getting railed
Man 1: did you hear about Emily? Man 2: no what happened. Man 1: she banged the whole football team man 2: she is such a penis hitchhiker
by Gayblackmidgetfurryclownautist September 23, 2023
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Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan June 2, 2018
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Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude
“Guy 2: Same bro!”
by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022
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Quartic Penis

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.
by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020
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penis seeds

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick
violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you
by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020
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