bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.

Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.

by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011

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Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.

"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.

by anonymous April 29, 2021

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A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.

Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog

by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019

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big dog sounds

Territorial sounds that some human males make when eating or fucking.

He’s the master of growling and grunting, the guy making the big dog sounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2023

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White dog poo

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.

This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.

by IndieB April 21, 2018

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Slovakian Corn Dog

A Slovakian Corn Dog is a sexual manoeuver in which a subject participating in sexual intercourse defecates a fat log inside a condom, freezes it and uses the Slovakian Corn Dog as a Dildo to stimulate the vagina.

Austin: Hey Adam, how did your tinder date go last night, did you smash?
Adam: yeah dude I gave her the Slovakian Corn Dog

by Bingus Man October 12, 2019

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