New

A term used to describe a cool person, usually a person deserving of the title "coolest"

Person1: Bro, john is sooo new
Person2: Oh yeahhh, hes the coolest

by Sexiest John Around #127417538 April 2, 2025

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

the new 3

The next Allen Iverson

“I swear I’m gon’ be the new 3”

by ttterkel January 7, 2018

New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).

New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?

by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

New Good Windows Boy Humour

funni meme by dingus kid

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

New York Redneck

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.

Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.

by EPMark December 20, 2023