Comedic Timing

1. The ability to start dating a girl at 12:01am on her 18th Birthday

Wow, Dane Cook has incredible comedic timing!

by Anon1nona August 6, 2022

air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.

Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.

by tjmooree July 1, 2019

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.

I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.

by niquil July 2, 2021

Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

Ritchie time

If you think nigga time is bad you now nothing of the ritchie time could be hours could be days you never know

When your dealing with ritchie time you might as well take a nap

by Stonedarrow December 26, 2017