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Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick
Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.
by Joetren December 14, 2019
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One handed selfie slap

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.
Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.
by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019
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That one guy in the corner of the class

Hes just that guy in t he corner eating chips with head phones or smth listening to music and completely ignoring anything the teacher is saying, even if the entire class is staring at him.
Luckily, that guy could be any thing, be it A joe, mia, yunus or a random dark evil sorcerer that can some bunnies and giant carnivorous turtles
Look, its That one guy in the corner of the class

Hmm

He seems to also be a evil sorcerer, considering how there a giant turtle next to him
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Day One: Garry's Incident

A crappy survival game that became infamous for the developers using the Streisand effect silence TotalBiscuit's negative review on YouTube. His response video delivered more criticism to the developers. The developers also got accused of astroturfing the game's score on Metacritic.
Dude, don't review Day One: Garry's Incident because you could get Streisanded by the developers.
by The Real Driller August 31, 2020
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two cats one bowl

My friend said lets make a cat version of two girls one cup called two cats one bowl
by Meeeeemeeeeeez March 25, 2017
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to put a cat on one's head

Japanese term, meaning to put on an appearance of sweetness and innocence, to hide a person's true personality.
She always wore a cat-shaped hat to the school.
I told her that it could be taken from the phrase, "to put a cat on one's head".
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by Sophia Lillian June 1, 2017
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One eyed grease box

A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye
I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.
by Oneeyedgreasebox July 5, 2017
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