New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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new york thing

Something particular to New York State that is asinine in nature, very inconvenient, and benefits no one.
What is this "preparation tax?" Oh, it's a tax for having the guy make your sandwich. It's so the business can pay it's DoDo extinction tax. It's a New York thing.
by Sp100 April 07, 2020
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New Jersey Meathook

The act of inserting middle and ring finger into a vagina and “hooking” your fingers back into her gspot and shaking your hand up and down rather than in and out until she squirts.
Didja hear Mike gave Shirley the ole’ New Jersey Meathook last night?
by mars_x3 November 30, 2023
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Brave new world

A Brave new world is a good example of what the left and the Palestinian caucus is trying to achieve.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2021
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Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.
by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020
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Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.
- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.
by Miket325 July 30, 2020
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The newly added "new box, also known as lazy box, also known as shitty box, also known as turd box. .
Use it like this. Why is this dude jumping up shitty box( New box / lazy box/ shitty box / turd box) ??!!
by X!ON July 26, 2024
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