White dog poo

White dog poo - An iconic by-product of the 1970s: the decade of explosive colour and outrageous fashions. With towering platform boots, garish floral patterns and ridiculously long wing collars to compete with, pet food manufacturers quickly got on board. By combining a large dose of bone meal they created a poo which put the pooch back in synch with its owner. Unfortunately as the decade came to a close, the poo became dull and brackish in line with the sober fashions and bleak economic outlook that followed. There are those who believe that returning to the days of white dog poo would be a return to the halcyon days of our era. It is said that one such person is the politician Jeremy Bernard Corbyn. Whether he will succeed will depend upon a generation not even born then. However, knowing how colour attracts youth, there's every chance we'll be seeing glistening little white logs littering our streets again someday soon.

This country has no prospects anymore. If only we could go back to the days of white dog poo when there was hope and optimism and people celebrated being alive.

by IndieB April 21, 2018

Peruvian Hot Dog

A small dick, far below average size

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

by Iamtired543445 August 6, 2015

bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.

Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.

by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011

My Dog Pilot

Some faggot who's life revolves around tennis balls and loves men.

Pilot nobody wants to play ball you faggot!

Sorry, My Dog Pilot loves balls.

by TooLate4Donuts May 7, 2020

Prarie Dog Pop

When your mate is squatting over your face with a turd tangling out of his or her anus and you are giving it a blow job.

Dude, last night i fed your mom the prarie dog pop. She was lovin' that shit. Good thng I had corn for dinner the night before.

by SnMCandy June 12, 2012

Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.

"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.

by anonymous April 29, 2021

Chilli Cheese Dog

A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.

Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog

by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019