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Chanhassen High School 

N. A place where teens in the 9th-12th grade, who live in the larger Chan/Chaska/Carver/East Union/Victoria/Cologne area, attend to have their minds warped into nothingness by the so called "teachers" in the school that really have no idea what they're talking about. Well done, indeed.
A. Where did you go to high school?
B. Chanhassen High School.
A. Oh. You mean where you can go to not get a basic education?
B. Yes.
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Berea High School

A school where there are a bunch of black people. also, all of the girls are dirty sluts with chlymidia.. they are also pregnant quite often. . also, thier sports teams all blow. probably because everyone on them is stupid, or black. a failure of a city in general.
"im from berea high school"
"dude that blows. dont most of the girls have chlymidia or a baby?"
"yah.. and we are all stupid and average like a 1.3 gpa."
"wow i'd be embarassed to go there."

Harrisonburg High School 

A safe haven for all nationalities and cultures from around the world. A place that disproves all stereotypes. Teaches you about different cultures and places that you might never get to see. Where every other person can teach you a different language. We are brought together in an effort to succeed and do our best. We push each other to succeed in everything we do and encourage each other in everything they do. We weren't made racist because diversity is all we've ever know. We are one big family.

Wilsonville High School 

The gayest school ever....it's located in lovely Wilsonville (which is also pretty gay) and the school is full of sluts, stoners, douchebags, and "ravers". Haha! This is the worst place ever, and I basically hate everyone who goes there. Fuck Wilsonville.
For their winter formal dance, the students of Wilsonville High School wore tie-dye and neon clothes. What unbelievable douches.

fort zumwalt south high school 

The number one high school in the fort zumwalt district. South is the big dog will the other schools are little pussycats. South is above all. South has a lower fag percentage than any other school and has the highest percentage of badasses of them all.
North kid: fuck you fort zumwalt south high school pussy
South kid: Penis

North kid: *shits his pants in fear and runs away*

Riverdale High School 

Better known as Reeferdale. Full of wanna be Rednecks when honestly all there are are some fake wiggers who wish they were what they are not. Riverdale is full of unnecessary fights, immature boys, and hoes. I'm sorry but if you go to that school your gunna catch something.. I'm sorry for those who is just now reading this.. I'd get checked. They hate East Lee County High School and say only Blacks, Hispanics, and Wiggers go there but that isn't true. I am a redneck and I go there. Because unlike those losers at Riverdale I can get diverse and not hate because the school is cooler then there's. But what can I say, if you like cops watching you, people doing drugs around the corner, and what ever else goes on in there... May god bless your soul cause you have no idea what kind of creep is coming around the corner.
"You see that wigger over there?"
"Yeah he goes to Riverdale High School"

North Point High School 

A High School in Waldorf initially created to be a hub for Science, Technology, and Industry. Now is hailed as the greatest school in Charles County even though they have never won anything great or had anybody amazing come from it. Most of the kids that go there were sort of smart in high school before they go there and start smoking weed more than Westlake High School kids. Everybody there is there for a "program" but actually can quit as soon as they get there because it is too hard.
William went to North Point High School and now thinks he is the coolest person ever. He was average smart and now smells his farts because they smell nice (South Park reference).