Queen of common sense

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.

Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.

by Esth December 25, 2010

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.

I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !

by nouns June 10, 2011

improve your communication

Proper communication requires at least 2 individuals not one. You have the speaker and the listener/or receiver. Whenever there is confusion, the listener should kindly ask the speaker for clarification and not walk away and blame them for a weak vocabulary, you cannot blame, it's very important that you are an affective listener or misinterpretations can be messy.

Person 1: Hey, I don't understand what you mean by that?

Person 2: Oh, ok, let me explain to you and apologies for any misconceptions.

Improve your communication, it's simple really.

by Speech101 February 21, 2013

left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 8, 2013

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017