Ylan:Damnn Roger that dick has hellanigga cheese on it .
Roger: Thanks ive been growing it out for a week now.
Ylan: May i fancy a bite or two
Roger: *vigorious moans*
Ylan: That was pretty smelly roger just how i like it.
A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere