warrior cats

The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.

Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*

by Thetntteam June 15, 2024

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)

‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’

by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020

cats

Crack head or someone who clings to narcotics like how a cat clings to things

“Yo you sell any dark to any cats yet?”

Nah fam.

by Beefinator27 December 31, 2023

Cats

Tiny balls of furry fury with diseases aplenty

Friend 1: Hey dude I just got a new cat!
Friend 2: A cat!? Cats are just tiny balls of furry fury! That's why I have a dog.

by AWildGayPerson November 8, 2023

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

alley cats

an umbrella term for inebriated public urination, usually taking place at 2am in a dark Milwaukee alley.

GERRY: "I gotta alley cats so bad."
MIKE: "Dammit, me too."
GERRY: "Let's try this sketchy looking alley over here."

by mainecoone November 5, 2012