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time is a bloody annoying thing so it shouldn't be real school starts at 8:30 school wouldn't be real if time wasn't a thing
Jim :I'm going to die
Mike: You wont be cause time doesn't exist
Jim dies because liver absuses
Time by Donald Trump Dude November 6, 2018

time goblin 

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
time goblin by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 7, 2018

time-spiral 

A phenomenon in which a time traveler unintentionally or intentionally influences a timeline in a loop-like fashion that causes ever increasing differences with each loop around.

Often referred to as a time-loop (inaccurately).
Terminator is a series involving an ever advancing time-spiral.
time-spiral by bokonon82 January 5, 2019

Time Wasters Coordinated 

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.

Time Terrorist 

Someone who hijacks your evening repeatedly.

Somebody who holds hostage your time with no intention of giving it back.

Someone who wastes your time for their own amusement.
Fuck that time terrorist!

No I will not hang out withthat time terrorist. Last time was the worst.

That time terrorist asked me to move his couch, turns out once I got there he needed me to move his whole fucking house.
Time Terrorist by EvilDans February 2, 2019

Time and a half 

She gave me the time and a half
Time and a half by Treefish February 16, 2019