(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.
-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"
Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
Get the Taint Time mug.When you're in a relationship with someone and you need a few hours to take a little space to relax or work and do things independently. Ideally, this in no way threatens the relationship or means you love them less.
"Hey babe, it's been a long day. You mind if I take a little bubble time and play a game for a few hours?"
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When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018
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When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.
When you’re having a shit round of golf, you should say “it’s tiger time” , trust me you’ll have the best round of golf in your life.
Golfer #1: Wow you’re literally playing the worst golf ever.
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time
Golfer #2: Don’t worry bro, it’s tiger time
by Mano167 March 21, 2025
Get the tiger time mug.The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
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